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Post by Harry on Mar 26, 2007 14:17:14 GMT
You know when your havin a bit a slagging with mates etc.....
I'll start off.
Your the only man i know who can smoke a cigarette in the shower ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Harry on Mar 26, 2007 14:17:53 GMT
She had legs that could kick start a jumbo jet ;D ;D
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Post by Harry on Mar 26, 2007 14:18:44 GMT
I'm no fred flintstone but i'll certainly make your bedrock
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Post by Harry on Mar 26, 2007 14:19:44 GMT
I've a taste in my mouth like ghandi's flip flop ;D ;D
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Post by Harry on Mar 26, 2007 14:20:58 GMT
You've got that exactly disease.....your face and yer arse are exactly the same ;D ;D
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Post by bearhunter on Mar 26, 2007 21:16:44 GMT
She was that ugly, the tide wouldn't take her out.
She was that ugly I wouldn't get up on her to look over a wall.
She was that gorgeous that I'd crawl across a thousand yards of broken glass just to w*nk on her shadow.....
I'll get me coat.
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Post by Wasp on Mar 26, 2007 21:26:54 GMT
With a face like that how much would you charge to HAUNT a house?
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Post by Wasp on Mar 26, 2007 21:30:22 GMT
I bet you have LL and OTP tatooed on your legs? As in Library legs and open to the public
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Post by Wasp on Mar 26, 2007 21:31:32 GMT
Just because of your WEE worm, you can't call me your bird.
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Post by leeside on Mar 26, 2007 22:27:53 GMT
Shes so fat her blood type's ragu. :-)
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Post by Wasp on Mar 26, 2007 23:10:47 GMT
Even Micheal Jackson's plastic surgeon turned you away.
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Post by bearhunter on Mar 27, 2007 1:25:46 GMT
She has a face like a spanner -- Every time I look at her my nuts tighten.
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Post by Harry on Mar 27, 2007 7:33:13 GMT
I'd hit you that many times you'd swear your surrounded
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Post by bearhunter on Mar 28, 2007 0:38:30 GMT
One that was used on me to devastating effect many years ago by a gorgeous creature called Sinead, after I had said we'd make a great couple:
"If my dog looked like you I'd shave his arse and teach him to walk backwards."
I felt afterwards that perhaps the magic had gone....
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Post by Harry on Mar 28, 2007 12:21:28 GMT
One that was used on me to devastating effect many years ago by a gorgeous creature called Sinead, after I had said we'd make a great couple: "If my dog looked like you I'd shave his arse and teach him to walk backwards." I felt afterwards that perhaps the magic had gone.... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D No means yes and yes means harder  
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