Good one liners

[Wasp]

bearhunter said:

One that was used on me to devastating effect many years ago by a gorgeous creature called Sinead, after I had said we'd make a great couple:

"If my dog looked like you I'd shave his arse and teach him to walk backwards."

I felt afterwards that perhaps the magic had gone....

;D ;D ;D

[Harry]

She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down