Tale of the Wexford Sausage

[earl]

Mickey & PJ Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only
raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Mickey said "Hang on, I have an idea."

He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.

PJ said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"Mickey replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.PJ said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!"

Mickey replied, with a smile. "Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!"

They downed their Drinks. Mickey said, "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth."

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth pub Pj said "Mickey - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are
killin'me!"

Mickey said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub.

[bearhunter]

Since we're on the Wexford theme....

A Wexfordman barrels into a pub and dashes to the bar.
"Quick, in the name of God give me 15 shots of Bushmills. Quick, hurry up!"
"All right, I'm going as fast as I can," replies the curate, pouring 15 nips. As the barman poured, the Wexfordman was following along downing the whiskey in single gulps.
"By God that's some drinking," says the barman.
"If you had what I had, you'd drink like that too," replies the Wexfordman.
"Is that right? What have you got?"
"About $2.50."