Post by earl on Nov 7, 2007 10:34:19 GMT
You're as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit........
He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician..........
As funny as a burning orphanage.........
He's so camp, he shites tent pegs............
I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes ..........
She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn........
Sweatin' like a pedophile in a Barney suit..........
I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry..........
A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard..........
Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche............
Mother Teresa wouldn't kiss her...........
A sniper wouldn't take her out...........
Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle........
If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one.........
She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked piss off a nettle.......
She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede.........
If I'd a garden full of Mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall.......
She grabs that pole like Brian Kennedy in a mickey factory......
He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician..........
As funny as a burning orphanage.........
He's so camp, he shites tent pegs............
I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes ..........
She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn........
Sweatin' like a pedophile in a Barney suit..........
I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry..........
A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard..........
Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche............
Mother Teresa wouldn't kiss her...........
A sniper wouldn't take her out...........
Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle........
If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one.........
She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked piss off a nettle.......
She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede.........
If I'd a garden full of Mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall.......
She grabs that pole like Brian Kennedy in a mickey factory......