Post by earl on Aug 28, 2008 14:26:27 GMT
Galwayman, Dublinman and Kerryman apply to join the Gardai.
The Galwayman does his interview which goes fine. The last question he
is
asked is "Who killed Jesus Christ?" to which he replies Pontious
Pilate.
"Very good" says the superintendent, "you can start on traffic duty".
The Dublinman does his interview which also goes fine and he answers
the
question about who killed Jesus Christ and is assigned to traffic
duty.
The Kerryman goes in for his interview which goes fine and he is asked
who
killed Jesus Christ. "I don't know" he answers.
The superintendent tells him to go to the library across the yard and
begin
checking the bible.On the way he meets the Galwayman and the Dublinman
who
already have their traffic uniforms on and are taking to the streets.
"What are you up to?" the Kerryman asks.
They both reply that they are already starting on traffic duty.
"Traffic duty?!" says the Kerryman, "Jayzus, I've been assigned to a
murder
case!!!"
The Galwayman does his interview which goes fine. The last question he
is
asked is "Who killed Jesus Christ?" to which he replies Pontious
Pilate.
"Very good" says the superintendent, "you can start on traffic duty".
The Dublinman does his interview which also goes fine and he answers
the
question about who killed Jesus Christ and is assigned to traffic
duty.
The Kerryman goes in for his interview which goes fine and he is asked
who
killed Jesus Christ. "I don't know" he answers.
The superintendent tells him to go to the library across the yard and
begin
checking the bible.On the way he meets the Galwayman and the Dublinman
who
already have their traffic uniforms on and are taking to the streets.
"What are you up to?" the Kerryman asks.
They both reply that they are already starting on traffic duty.
"Traffic duty?!" says the Kerryman, "Jayzus, I've been assigned to a
murder
case!!!"