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[earl]

I used to love this satirical news site back in uni. It's gotten stale in recent years, but I'll post up a few links to classic articles that I can remember.

The agony aunt columns were always a hoot. Here's Ask A Navy SEAL:
www.theonion.com/content/node/37418

Ask A Gut-Shot Policeman
www.theonion.com/content/node/37400

Ask A Salmon
www.theonion.com/content/node/37416

Ask A Conspiracy Theorist
www.theonion.com/content/node/37398

The 'point - counter point' articles were always hilarious too:


It Was Then That I Carried You vs. Bullshit, Jesus, Those Are Obviously My Footprints
www.theonion.com/content/node/34168

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No it won't
www.theonion.com/content/point/this_war_will_destabilize_the

I Want To Be A Fireman vs. I Want To Be A Seven-Year-Old-Girl
www.theonion.com/content/node/34189

I Will Love You Until The Stars Fall From The Sky vs. Please Stop Calling Me
www.theonion.com/content/node/34207

And the articles were hilarious:

Local Lutheran Minister Loves To Fcuk His Wife
www.theonion.com/content/node/29788

Man Who's 1/16th Irish Proud Of His Irish Heritage
www.theonion.com/content/node/27838

Freshly Scented Soap To Cleanse Irish
www.theonion.com/content/node/29096

Northern Irish, Serbs, Hutus Granted Homeland In West Bank
www.theonion.com/content/node/28369

Church Group Offers Homosexual New Life In Closet
www.theonion.com/content/node/28799