Age

[Harry]

bearhunter said:

"Let me tell something, i'm a pulling machine. I'll still be the same in 10 years"

Masturbation doesn't count, Harry....;-)

;D ;D ;D Not bad BH ;D ;D

[Harry]

setanta said:

Classic Bearhunter ;D

Ah listen to the pair of yez! That isn't pulling power! You're novelty acts! Like the Cheeky Girls! how many of them come back for more or leave you a trophy?

Pulling Power is being able to go to your local and STILL leave with a woman when they all know your history. Pulling Power is making birds forget everything else about you except that they want you now............... a gansy load of vodka usually helps!

Listen old bloke, i sense a bit of jealousy ;D ;D

I can sit down with the local chicks when i'm home and they know exactly what i'm like and call me all sorts and of how i would go with anything...blah blah.... It just takes a bit of the magic, honestly telling them that you know you've a past and its not something to be proud of, making them see the side that charmed the pants of all the others, making them feel so special, then its done, your off and they're saying i knew it ;D ;D ;D Best still they even phone me up in the early hours to see if i'll pay them a visit and tell me they're not bothered if its a one night ;D ;D

That my friend is being good at your job. Jim shaved to the bone is the way forward. Get your locks cut

[Jim]

No way dont tell me you've a baldy bap.

Birds love touching your hair, your missing out. They dont like the feel of a sweaty head ;D

[bearhunter]

I'm in the perfect position, lads. When I'm here in NZ, my accent is a lay-dwon misere with the women. I get women asking me just to talk to them so they can hear the accent. In fact I had one night where she demanded that I talk all the way through the heinous act itself. But -- and this is the best part -- whenever I go home I'm still seen as some exotic creature because I live in NZ, so the birds flock -- FLOCK, I tell you -- to me....Ah, tis hard to be good sometimes....

[Jim]

Too bad birds down there dont sound as sexy back!

Setanta, go there on a saturday night and itll be full of 16 year old fat birds. I dont go near the place unless I'm dragged there.

[bearhunter]

Me? Nah. Separated for the past four years, mate.

[sideshow]

I've just noticed there are hardly any birds on this forum.Where have they all gone?it wasnt always like this y'know........theyre probably all down Carol's new site talking how they can still pull toy boys despite their cellulite and strech marks!